Breaking News: Sea Gal Granny Panty Update

I wrote last summer that the Sea Gal uniforms were sorely in need of an update. Well...it happened. Good bye Granny Panties, hello new look Sea Gals! Welcome to the 1990s!

Sea Gal Public Service Announcement

Time to trade in the stripper pole for pom-poms?

Making Progress, Part Three

If you look at the average age of the Seahawks 2011 roster it is 25.8. 
Last year the team average was 26.9. 
Both numbers include the 53 man roster plus IR.
Getting younger AND getting better is a great combination.


The Sea Gals are heading in the right direction, too.

Another reason to embrace the team's youth movement.

Sea Gal Granny Panties...Not Cool

I know throwback uniforms are all the rage with the kids these days, but these things are sorely in need of an update. Even Christina Aguilera can't make them look good. They are so ugly that the Sea Gals actually look better in pants. It's gotten so bad that I've learned that Mrs. Cunningham from TV's Happy Days has been hired to design next year's outfits. What gives? 

Poor Sea Gal Amanda can't even muster a smile in
her ultra-confining 4-ply polyester Granny Panties.
Less is most definitely more.

Spoiler Alert!
2012 Sea Gal Uniform 
©Marion Ross